Felted Gentleman Squirrel Ornament
G' Day, Guvnah! This dapper squirrel devotes the entirety of his 5" stature to being a perfectly postured gentleman, paws outstretched in an accepting embrace. Simply hang him from the shelf in the kitchen and acquiesce as he insists that No, no, he couldn't possibly, YOU eat all the cookies, and the cheese, and the whiskey, and the entire bag of frozen pizza rolls. It's so NICE to have a gentleman at home.